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  • Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
  • Me: Someone told me to go to hell
  • Me: Couldn't find it at first
  • Me: But now I'm here

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sorry:

when I die I want to be reincarnated as a kitten because at least then people will love me

(Source: sorry, via humorking)

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